why i hate you #2 Txtual Acronyms.

half of every conversation can be boiled down to these horrible short hand atrocities. i can't even hold a conversation (text or instant message) with my mother, without her using at least one.... in every sentence. they've become such a standard in today's 'txtual' society, far surpassing era slang, that there's a fair chance you could hold an entire conversation using only these capitalised word pussies. now, i understand their relevance in business/government/law and porn, because well, ATM, DVDA, DP, TF (Automated Teller Machine, Digital Versatile Disc Audio, Dr. Pepper and Throat Fuck respectively) are more than likely names or proper functions, where LOL, BRB, ROFL, LMFAOSHIDMT is just fucking lazy. Except for that last one... that's fairly funny. But have we become so lazy that we can't write 'in my opinion', cause IM(honest)O, acronyms and shorthand are for lawyers and cigarettes. And hill jacks that still wear their Female Body Inspector hats they won at the fair. I couldn't even begin to list them all, cause a new acronym is shat out every few seconds by the worlds best and brightest bieber fans: OMG, kyle totally AMAH while FMM!!1! AFAIK he also FFTS outta Tara! Well, I'll TTYL, gotta RDWSGBBS! LYL! <3

This may be an irrational and biased P(of)S: but txtual acronyms are the second reason I hate the Internet... and you.
Stay tuned for the conclusion, followed by the humble beginnings of Why I Hate You.

postscript: i don't really hate you... i love the fuckin tits off ya. KMA,M(fucka)

post postscript: but don't get me started on the gamer 1337 shit either. w00t the fuck?? I'll save that for another day.