One line at a time...

I'm a huge fan of creativity, especially when it involves a great number of people over a period of time, and nothing would bring me more pleasure than starting a JAGULARD storytime special: One line at a time.

The rules are from the school yard, simple as can be: you get one line to continue the story, no matter how ridiculous it may be, as long as it doesn't end. I don't care if you post another line, as long as it's at least ten posts, or five days later. You can be sick, you can be funny, you can do pretty much whatever. No kiddie porn nonsense, no racial cracks (<---haha, like that one), and i reserve the right to remove any post I deem too awful and offending for the filthy trash we have here. Other than that, let the story time begin!!!

Here, I'll start:

Like a cancer, eating away at the fleshy cavity inside her nose, still bleeding from what she could only assume was shit coke mixed with powdered sugar and glass, Jen exclaimed: that bitch Lashaun had fucked her over for the LAST time.